Win or Lose

Obama's being modest, but with a 10-pt. lead 2 weeks before the election, let's have the fat lady warm up.

Which brings me to a another post-election concern: The OFF-DA-CHARTS PARTAY that will break out after his victory.

There's probably going to be:

1. People yelling and screaming

2. Things getting smashed

3. People getting hammered

4. Hammered people yelling and smashing things.

Come to think of it...it's probably the same reaction we're going to get if he loses!

Apparently jubilation and outrage look alarmingly similar.

Either way...lock your doors.

Election night's going to be one for the history books!